A man came up to me, tears in his eyes, and said "Sir, these are the greatest lug nuts in the history of lug nuts." No other lug nuts even compared, they're so beautiful. I tell ya, these are the most beaut...you know my ex-wife she wanted these and I told her no, ya can't have them because they're mine, not yours, and you wouldn't even know what to do with them if you had them. I gotta tell ya, they must make billions and billions of these because they are just the greatest...so great...you really ought to see them for yourself, they are truly magnificent.
Just be sure to get red. You don't want any of those blue ones. Nobody likes the blues. Ya know I heard they can't sell the blues, I don't know if that's true but that's just what I heard and I'm telling you now.
Get yourself a set of red lugs from Mishimoto. He's a good friend of mine, that Mr. Mishimoto. A hell of a guy, really. Yep, the late, great Mr. Moshimoto. He's still alive ya see, just late that's all. But not these lug nuts, they arrived early.
So buy the red, they're great I'm telling ya. And put them on your gold wheels. Not everybody can afford good wheels. I can, but you know not everybody.